by
Fentyke
@ 17/07/2006 - 19:33:44
I expected today wouldn't be a good day for GNER and I think I was right if my experiences are anything to go by.
I left home slightly later than normal becasue we'd left a whole load of washing up and I fancied giving the enemy a real surprise - In fact I can picture her now, walking into the kitchen in a semi comatose state, and then having to find a seat when she finally notices the sink is empty and the drainer full.
Anyway I arrived at P'boro station, parked my Scooter and walked onto the platform to hear that the platform had changed from 2 to 3. What I didn't catch was that this train was in fact the 07.00 and not my usual 07.20. This sort of explained why I looked a complete arse when I tried to boot this guy out of my seat and he mearl pointed out that the ticket had his name on it and politly but firmly told me he wasn't budging. In retrospect I don't blame him.
Luckily, whilst trudging away muttering how incompetant GNER are and the position they'd just put me in I found an unreserved seat and as luck would have it, it was one of the few with extra leg room. I'd just got mi book out and settled down for a good read when the guard came on the tanoy to 'appologise for the late running of this 07.00 service'. The penny dropped. Fuck!
I mgot ove rthe shame fairly easily and sweat it out in the office for the next 8 hours or so. 5pm finally arrived and I trudged off to KK. I arrived in good time but as sweaty as a fat lass at a rave. A I climbed into my usual coach the heat hit me. Having been comuting for a while heat instantly tells you the air cons has failed. All hope lies in it being confined to 1 coach so I asked the first person I encountered and learnt that air con was in all coaches except D & E. Incidentally, these were the same knackered old coaches I mentioned in an one of last weeks postings where exactly the same thing happened.
I guess the heat had put a lot of people off traveling because I had no problem fining a seat in one of the cooler wagons and finally settled down with mi book and best mate Keith Della (Stella). When I say cooler I mean only a bit for the guards had locked all the auto doors open so that cooler air from the wagons adjoining the wagion with no air con, would waft in. I was marginally better though.
Eventually the trolly arrived not long after Stevenage and when it did I was kicking myself for not buying 2 cans earlier. Off licience = £1 per can, GNER = £2.50 (ish). Not only that, mine was as good as empty. I stopped the trooly girl and asked if her tinnies were cold. She handed me one and said 'judge for yourself' but air temp is not what I call cold today so I politly told her it would be sacralidge to waste such lovely beer by drinking it warm, besides it wouldn't be very refreshing either, and off she popped.
Finally we crawled into Tinsel Town and when I say crawled I mean Crawled. Don't know why but the last mile was done at cycling pace. When we did get to the station we were 9 minutes late.
In summary I've been on 2 late train's today, innocently accused somebody of a crime they didn't commit and been in a sauna which masquaraded as a train. On a plus side I bought a Scooter at the weekend and it arrives tomorrow. I can't fucking wait to get my hands on it either. Consequently I'm not going in tomorrow. Instead I'll be taking my lovely new VESPA for a spin round the cambridgshire countryside and in such lovely weather too.
Fuck. Big blog man!